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figbo · 18 March 2009, 08:16 AM

An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town.
The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.
As they went along they passed some people
who remarked it was a shame the old man
was walking and the boy was riding.
The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right,
so they changed positions.
Then, later, they passed some people who remarked,
"What a shame, he makes that little boy walk."
So they then decided they'd both walk!
Soon they passed some more people who thought
they were stupid to walk when they had a
decent donkey to ride.
So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people
who shamed them by saying how awful to
put such a load on a poor donkey.
The boy and man figured they were probably right,
so they decide to carry the donkey.
As they crossed the bridge,
they lost their grip on the animal
and he fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone,
you might as well...
Kiss your ASS goodbye!

Bisquitlips · 18 March 2009, 08:20 AM

Latrodectus · 18 March 2009, 12:35 PM

so right

coddger · 18 March 2009, 02:21 PM

limbo · 18 March 2009, 02:48 PM

JJ Irani · 18 March 2009, 04:37 PM

swatty · 18 March 2009, 06:48 PM

Lion · 18 March 2009, 11:22 PM

Very funny joke!!!

idk01 · 19 March 2009, 01:16 AM

vapalux · 20 March 2009, 01:04 AM

Si

hflee55 · 20 March 2009, 12:13 PM

love it!

TSW · 27 July 2011, 05:39 AM

:)

musiclive · 27 July 2011, 11:18 AM

I have read this story in one of a chinese proverb booklet..

johnbeth · 27 July 2011, 12:29 PM

Chipmunk · 27 July 2011, 12:33 PM

mitchy · 28 July 2011, 01:11 AM

18 March 2009, 08:16 AM	#1
figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Moral of the story An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Then, later, they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." So they then decided they'd both walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well... Kiss your ASS goodbye!

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