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coddger · 22 March 2009, 02:18 PM

Fresh from the shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.

Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks.

"They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. She stops and asked, "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?"

He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.

Lion · 22 March 2009, 02:43 PM

Okay, that's the kind of joke that gets you in trouble!!!

JJ Irani · 22 March 2009, 02:57 PM

Tony-GB · 22 March 2009, 11:22 PM

:r ofl:

limbo · 23 March 2009, 05:26 AM

Mosco · 23 March 2009, 08:12 AM

swatty · 23 March 2009, 08:33 AM

hflee55 · 23 March 2009, 12:30 PM

22 March 2009, 02:18 PM	#1
coddger "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Only Mom Knows Location: Land Of The Free Watch: 116520,16610,16013 Posts: 1,573	The Miracle Of Toilet Paper Fresh from the shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror, complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, she fetches a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts. "How long will this take?" she asks. "They will grow larger over a period of years," he replies. She stops and asked, "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat the husband says, "Worked for your ass, didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again. __________________ Contentment Is Not The Fulfillment Of Getting All The Watches You Want, It Is The Realization Of How Many Rolexes You Already Have.

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