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coddger · 22 March 2009, 02:35 PM

Sarah and Megan,both gorgeous 21 year old friends were playing golf. Sarah teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped is hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help," asked Sarah. "I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes", the man replied. He was in obvious agony,lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin.

At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. Sarah gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments then asked..."How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts."

Lion · 22 March 2009, 02:41 PM

Very enjoyable joke!!!

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coddger "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Only Mom Knows Location: Land Of The Free Watch: 116520,16610,16013 Posts: 1,573	Hit Me One More Time Sarah and Megan,both gorgeous 21 year old friends were playing golf. Sarah teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped is hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony. The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. "Please allow me to help," asked Sarah. "I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me", she told him. "Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes", the man replied. He was in obvious agony,lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. Sarah gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments then asked..."How does that feel?" He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts." __________________ Contentment Is Not The Fulfillment Of Getting All The Watches You Want, It Is The Realization Of How Many Rolexes You Already Have.

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