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JJ Irani · 23 March 2009, 02:20 AM

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, And let it go in the morning?'
He says, 'OK, get in the car with it.'
The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?'
He says, 'Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there.'
'But what about the smell?' said the wife.
He says, 'Just hold the skunk's nose.'

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died on the spot!!!

Get back to work now and stop laughing!

Cheers - JJ

coddger · 23 March 2009, 03:23 AM

Lion · 23 March 2009, 03:23 AM

JJ you'll get in trouble with this one!!!

baldyspoon · 23 March 2009, 03:27 AM

figbo · 23 March 2009, 04:09 AM

Do you have a death wish?

limbo · 23 March 2009, 05:21 AM

Latrodectus · 23 March 2009, 08:05 AM

:l ol:

swatty · 23 March 2009, 08:35 AM

:r ofl:

hflee55 · 23 March 2009, 12:16 PM

vapalux · 25 March 2009, 03:18 AM

Si

23 March 2009, 02:20 AM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	The Skunk!! A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, And let it go in the morning?' He says, 'OK, get in the car with it.' The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?' He says, 'Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there.' 'But what about the smell?' said the wife. He says, 'Just hold the skunk's nose.' The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died on the spot!!! Get back to work now and stop laughing! Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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