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Old 25 March 2009, 06:54 AM   #1
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two doctors

A man walks into hospital with his legs held tight together and walking very slow, two doctors spot him and decide to see which of them can guess his condition. The first doctor says its a groin strain and the second doctors says its a slipped disc.

They approach the man and explain that they are having a guess what is wrong with him, the first doctor says he thinks its a groin strain and the second doctor thinks its a slipped disc.

The man turns round and says to the first doctor you think its a groin strain your wrong, he turns to the second doctor and says you think its a slipped disc your wrong. The man then says he thought it was a fart and he was wrong so could they point him towards the toilet.
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