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Old 27 March 2009, 12:05 AM   #1
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University of Florida

The owner of a golf course in Florida was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from The University of Florida and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings."
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Old 27 March 2009, 12:14 AM   #2
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Old 27 March 2009, 12:17 AM   #3
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Old 27 March 2009, 01:06 AM   #4
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Now that's funny!!!
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Old 27 March 2009, 01:29 AM   #5
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Old 27 March 2009, 01:45 AM   #6
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Old 27 March 2009, 01:50 AM   #7
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Old 27 March 2009, 02:13 AM   #8
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Old 27 March 2009, 02:14 AM   #9
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you meant to say Florida State University...



Nah, on TRF even Noles and Gators get along!
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Old 27 March 2009, 03:22 AM   #10
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Old 27 March 2009, 05:55 AM   #11
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Old 27 March 2009, 01:29 PM   #12
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Old 28 March 2009, 11:14 AM   #13
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