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Old 28 March 2009, 04:47 PM   #1
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Another Blonde Joke (sorry if its been posted b4)

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile,
he yells to the server,

'Hey, you wanna hear a blond joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice
the woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that
you're blind -- that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blond girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blond woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blond and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blond and a professional wrestler.

Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
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Old 29 March 2009, 04:17 AM   #4
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Old 29 March 2009, 06:43 AM   #5
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Old 30 March 2009, 02:42 PM   #11
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