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astcell · 29 March 2009, 02:07 AM

Since we are a forum of members who appreciate time and timepieces I thought we could start a thread of only jokes that are related to our common interests. Surely we all know ONE joke having to do with watches or time? If so, post it here, let's see if we can make a thread that a Rolex dealer would want printed out for jovial moments!

I'll start with one I heard as a kid.

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What did the German watch repairman say to the watch that went "Tick, tick, tick?"

He said , "Ve haf vays of making you tock!"

Mosco · 29 March 2009, 02:48 AM

Why don't women wear watches?
There is a clock on the stove!

Mosco · 29 March 2009, 02:49 AM

A social worker asks a collegue: "What time is it?"

The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch."

The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it."

Mosco · 29 March 2009, 02:50 AM

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed "Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead."

"You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple of bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"?

limbo · 29 March 2009, 04:38 AM

Very good

pz93c · 29 March 2009, 05:06 AM

A blonde got 2 new dogs.

She told her friend she named them Rolex and Timex.

Her friend asked "Why would you name them that?"

The blonde replied "Duh, they're watchdogs."

arneleo · 29 March 2009, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pz93c

A blonde got 2 new dogs.

She told her friend she named them Rolex and Timex.

Her friend asked "Why would you name them that?"

The blonde replied "Duh, they're watchdogs."

coddger · 29 March 2009, 01:04 PM

29 March 2009, 02:07 AM	#1
astcell "TRF" Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Real Name: Robert Location: Angelus Oaks, CA Watch: 116713 Posts: 6,828	Post your favorite watch or time related joke here! Since we are a forum of members who appreciate time and timepieces I thought we could start a thread of only jokes that are related to our common interests. Surely we all know ONE joke having to do with watches or time? If so, post it here, let's see if we can make a thread that a Rolex dealer would want printed out for jovial moments! I'll start with one I heard as a kid. -------- What did the German watch repairman say to the watch that went "Tick, tick, tick?" He said , "Ve haf vays of making you tock!" __________________ SS GMTII "D", TT GMTIIc "Z"

29 March 2009, 02:48 AM	#2
Mosco "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Greg Location: Cincinnati Watch: I like to... Posts: 18,567	Why don't women wear watches? There is a clock on the stove! __________________ Instagram - @CaliberSwiss *“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.” - Hunter S. Thompson*

29 March 2009, 02:49 AM	#3
Mosco "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Greg Location: Cincinnati Watch: I like to... Posts: 18,567	A social worker asks a collegue: "What time is it?" The other one answers: "Sorry, don't know, I have no watch." The first one: "Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it." __________________ Instagram - @CaliberSwiss *“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.” - Hunter S. Thompson*

29 March 2009, 02:50 AM	#4
Mosco "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Greg Location: Cincinnati Watch: I like to... Posts: 18,567	An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed "Grandson I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me." "But grandpa I really don't like guns, how about you leaving me your Rolex watch instead." "You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple of bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, "TIMES UP"? __________________ Instagram - @CaliberSwiss *“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.” - Hunter S. Thompson*

29 March 2009, 01:04 PM	#8
coddger "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Only Mom Knows Location: Land Of The Free Watch: 116520,16610,16013 Posts: 1,573	__________________ Contentment Is Not The Fulfillment Of Getting All The Watches You Want, It Is The Realization Of How Many Rolexes You Already Have.

29 March 2009, 04:38 AM	#5
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624	Very good

29 March 2009, 05:06 AM	#6
pz93c "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 2,776	A blonde got 2 new dogs. She told her friend she named them Rolex and Timex. Her friend asked "Why would you name them that?" The blonde replied "Duh, they're watchdogs."

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