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idk01 · 2 April 2009, 02:28 AM

A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her
room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area
and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she
touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small,
recognizable movement.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As
crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral s*x will do the trick and bring
her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured that
they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went
into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate
at all. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried.
The husband said, 'I'm not sure. Maybe she choked'.

JJ Irani · 2 April 2009, 02:55 AM

onkyo · 2 April 2009, 04:26 AM

Another good one Dave......

limbo · 2 April 2009, 04:55 AM

Lion · 2 April 2009, 10:32 AM

Excellent joke and very true of guys!!!

coddger · 2 April 2009, 01:29 PM

R O F L

swatty · 2 April 2009, 06:00 PM

fsujp · 3 April 2009, 12:05 AM

Awesome!

Latrodectus · 3 April 2009, 12:30 PM

hflee55 · 3 April 2009, 12:36 PM

Bisquitlips · 6 April 2009, 03:59 PM

Oh my, my, my! ...............

2 April 2009, 02:28 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	How Men Think: A woman was in a coma, she had been in it for months. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor when she touched her. They tried it again and sure enough there was a small, recognizable movement. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sx will do the trick and bring her out of the coma.' The husband was skeptical, but they assured that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate at all. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure. Maybe she choked'. __________________ Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Excellent joke and very true of guys!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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onkyo Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Pav Location: Manhattan Posts: 11,495	Another good one Dave......

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