ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

idk01 · 3 April 2009, 02:52 PM

This full of himself health freak took really good care of his body.

He lifted weights and jogged every day.

One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that
he was suntanned all over with the exception of his manhood.

So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand,
except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand. He then fell
soundly asleep.

A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one
using a cane to help her get along.

Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane
began to move the penis around with her cane.

Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, 'There really is no
justice in the world.

'The other little old lady asked, 'What do you mean by that?

'The first little old lady replied, 'Look at that. When I was 20, I was
curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for
it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I
was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80,
the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat.

limbo · 3 April 2009, 06:01 PM

Lion · 3 April 2009, 11:19 PM

Very good!!!

bodybump · 3 April 2009, 11:30 PM

hflee55 · 4 April 2009, 12:08 PM

Wowzers · 4 April 2009, 12:51 PM

Lol

Bebot · 4 April 2009, 01:09 PM

Latrodectus · 4 April 2009, 01:53 PM

onkyo · 4 April 2009, 03:57 PM

swatty · 4 April 2009, 07:48 PM

JJ Irani · 5 April 2009, 04:35 AM

coddger · 5 April 2009, 01:00 PM

Bisquitlips · 6 April 2009, 02:21 PM

3 April 2009, 02:52 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	There is no justice in the world! This full of himself health freak took really good care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his manhood. So he decided to do something about that. He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand. He then fell soundly asleep. A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane. Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, 'There really is no justice in the world. 'The other little old lady asked, 'What do you mean by that? 'The first little old lady replied, 'Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it. Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat. __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

3 April 2009, 11:19 PM	#3
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

3 April 2009, 11:30 PM	#4
bodybump ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ 2024 SubLV41 Sponsor & Boutique Seller Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Oscar Location: Florida Watch: Me!!! Posts: 23,233	__________________

4 April 2009, 01:53 PM	#8
Latrodectus 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Fred Location: KY, USA Watch: GMT-Master II Posts: 10,043	__________________ Member # 16057 4-Hands Club Tosser Club Member TRF Skypers Group

5 April 2009, 04:35 AM	#11
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	__________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

3 April 2009, 06:01 PM	#2
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624

4 April 2009, 12:08 PM	#5
hflee55 "TRF" Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Real Name: Andy Location: Kuala Lumpur, MY Watch: Me Watching You!! Posts: 3,260

4 April 2009, 12:51 PM	#6
Wowzers Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Canada Posts: 15	Lol

4 April 2009, 01:09 PM	#7
Bebot "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Emil Location: Bay Area, CA Watch: U macallit Posts: 2,645

4 April 2009, 03:57 PM	#9
onkyo Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Pav Location: Manhattan Posts: 11,495

4 April 2009, 07:48 PM	#10
swatty 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Peter Location: Sydney Watch: The Game Posts: 17,415

5 April 2009, 01:00 PM	#12
coddger "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Only Mom Knows Location: Land Of The Free Watch: 116520,16610,16013 Posts: 1,573	__________________ Contentment Is Not The Fulfillment Of Getting All The Watches You Want, It Is The Realization Of How Many Rolexes You Already Have.

6 April 2009, 02:21 PM	#13
Bisquitlips 2024 Pledge Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Real Name: Richard Location: USA Watch: YM Deep Space Posts: 12,521	__________________ Rolex Yacht-Master 40mm (SS-YG / Deep Space MOP) 16623 Breitling Aerospace Titanium / 18K with UTC. Omega Speedmaster 3510.50 Oris TT1 Pro Diver Regulator 43MM

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)