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padi56 · 23 April 2020, 08:00 PM

Premature Ejaculation

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself."

That same day, the man went to the store and bought himself a starter's pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife. Much to his delight, he discovers his wife is in bed, naked and waiting for him. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the building urge to climax. In order to startle himself, he fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor's office. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

"Not so good, doc. When I fired the pistol, my wife crapped on my face, bit 3 inches off my pen#s and the mailman came out of the closet with his hands in the air!"

Psmith · 23 April 2020, 08:03 PM

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Dr. Robert · 24 April 2020, 02:08 AM

Excellent

Doc Savage · 24 April 2020, 02:27 AM

Good one!

Ny325 · 24 April 2020, 03:07 AM

Funny.

214270Explorer · 24 April 2020, 03:11 AM

Best one we've had in a long time

jameholz01 · 24 April 2020, 10:38 AM

Very funny

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Oscarpapa · 25 April 2020, 08:46 PM

Haha. I like it.

Bladeshot · 26 April 2020, 10:52 AM

swatty · 26 April 2020, 09:06 PM

23 April 2020, 08:00 PM	#1
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