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Old 5 April 2009, 02:11 AM   #1
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Terrible accident

A married couple were in a terrible accident where the man's face was
severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any
skin from his body because he was too skinny.

So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin.

However, the only skin on her body that the doctor felt was
Suitable would have to come from her buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where
The Skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honour
Their secret.

After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was
completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more
handsome than he ever had before! All his friends and relatives just went
on and on about his youthful beauty!

One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at
her sacrifice. He said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you
did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

My darling," she replied, " I get all the thanks I need every time I see
your mother kiss you on the cheek!"
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