Stranded on a deserted island

[idk01]

One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10
years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, 'It's certainly
not a ship.' And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out
the possibilities of a small boat or even a raft.
Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure.
Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a
drop-dead gorgeous blond! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned
Irishman and said to him, 'Tell me, how long has it been since you've had
a cigarette?'

'Ten years,' replied the amazed Irishman.. With that,
she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of
her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one,
lights it, and takes a long drag. 'Faith and begorra,'said the man,
'that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!'

'And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey'
asked the blond
Trembling, the castaway replied, 'Ten years.'

Hearing that, the blond reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket
there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and
took a long drink. 'Tis nectar of the gods!' stated the Irishman. 'Tis
truly fantastic!!!'

At this point the gorgeous blond started to slowly unzip the long front of
her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and
asked, 'And how long has it been since you played around?'

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed; 'Sweet
Jesus! Don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!'

[JJ Irani]

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[Lion]

Very enjoyable joke!!!

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[Latrodectus]

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[onkyo]

Rofl

[vapalux]

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