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6 April 2009, 01:11 AM | #1 |
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Real blonde joke
Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58PM. He sat down
next to a blond at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large Building preparing to jump. The blond looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?' Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.' The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.' Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!' Just as the blond placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blond was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your money.' Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump.' The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.' Bob took the money.
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