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Old 6 April 2009, 01:11 AM   #1
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Real blonde joke

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58PM. He sat down
next to a blond at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM news
was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of
a large Building preparing to jump.

The blond looked at Bob and said, 'Do you think he'll jump?'

Bob says, 'You know, I bet he'll jump.'

The blonde replied, 'Well, I bet he won't.'

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, 'You're on!'

Just as the blond placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a
swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blond was very
upset,
but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, 'Fair's fair. Here's your
money.'

Bob replied, 'I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news
and so I knew he would jump.'

The blond replied, 'I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again.'

Bob took the money.
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Old 6 April 2009, 01:56 AM   #2
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