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away36 · 9 April 2009, 08:16 PM

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh...
'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a
professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a
patient.'
'Okay then, said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his
trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the
nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have
been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself,
the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and
regain her composure.
'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know
what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I
promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems
to be the problem?'
...'It's swollen,' Fred replied.
She ran out of the room.

swatty · 9 April 2009, 08:20 PM

limbo · 9 April 2009, 09:44 PM

Mosco · 10 April 2009, 12:04 AM

Lion · 10 April 2009, 12:15 AM

This joke absolutely has me in stitches!!!

Latrodectus · 10 April 2009, 12:56 AM

Dan Pierce · 10 April 2009, 01:14 AM

dP

idk01 · 10 April 2009, 02:12 AM

Awesome

JJ Irani · 10 April 2009, 06:21 AM

Mrdi · 10 April 2009, 06:23 AM

I hear there's a Southern Boy round these parts they call...
Spaghetti Inch.

Bebot · 10 April 2009, 07:11 AM

vapalux · 10 April 2009, 07:23 AM

Si

Bisquitlips · 10 April 2009, 08:51 AM

So where's the punch line?

coddger · 10 April 2009, 09:40 AM

hflee55 · 10 April 2009, 10:34 AM

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away36 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Nancy Location: Canada Watch: Vintage Rolex Posts: 3,178	Nurses Shouldn't Laugh Nurses aren't supposed to laugh... 'Of course I won't laugh, said the nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient.' 'Okay then, said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure. 'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?' ...'It's swollen,' Fred replied. She ran out of the room.

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