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13 April 2009, 12:57 PM
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Mama Needs New Clothes
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive well-endowed blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "what did she roll?" The other answered, "I have no idea, I thought YOU were watching. 
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13 April 2009, 12:59 PM
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13 April 2009, 02:02 PM
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Fondly Remembered
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13 April 2009, 02:20 PM
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13 April 2009, 02:50 PM
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13 April 2009, 03:03 PM
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13 April 2009, 03:05 PM
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14 April 2009, 12:35 AM
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Very good!!!
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14 April 2009, 08:11 AM
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14 April 2009, 11:39 AM
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