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15 April 2009, 02:12 AM
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An elderly couple
An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work. They discussed finances, living arrangements, and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical relationship. 'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively. 'I would like it infrequently' she replied. The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, then leaned over towards her and whispered: 'Is that one word or two?'
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15 April 2009, 03:12 AM
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Very good!!!
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15 April 2009, 03:54 AM
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15 April 2009, 03:54 AM
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15 April 2009, 06:49 AM
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15 April 2009, 12:08 PM
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15 April 2009, 12:13 PM
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15 April 2009, 01:19 PM
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Good one...
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15 April 2009, 02:45 PM
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