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idk01 · 15 April 2009, 10:12 AM

A blond heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note
for her milkman to leave 150 litres of milk. When the milkman read the
note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5
liters so he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blond came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to
leave 150 liters of milk. Did you mean 1.5 liters?"

The blond said, "I want 150 liters. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with
milk and take a milk bath."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"

The blond said, "No, just up to my tits, I can splash it in my eyes....

Mosco · 15 April 2009, 10:21 AM

Bwahahaha! Definitely made up for the Balloon joke!

Lion · 15 April 2009, 11:46 AM

Excellent joke!!!

hflee55 · 15 April 2009, 11:49 AM

Bisquitlips · 15 April 2009, 12:16 PM

Latrodectus · 15 April 2009, 12:41 PM

onkyo · 15 April 2009, 01:02 PM

Excellent!

coddger · 15 April 2009, 02:23 PM

Now, That's Good !!

JJ Irani · 15 April 2009, 05:31 PM

limbo · 15 April 2009, 07:46 PM

15 April 2009, 10:12 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Milk Bath (should make up for the bad Baloon joke :-) A blond heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 150 litres of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 liters so he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The blond came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 150 liters of milk. Did you mean 1.5 liters?" The blond said, "I want 150 liters. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?" The blond said, "No, just up to my tits, I can splash it in my eyes.... __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

15 April 2009, 10:21 AM	#2
Mosco "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Real Name: Greg Location: Cincinnati Watch: I like to... Posts: 18,567	Bwahahaha! Definitely made up for the Balloon joke! __________________ Instagram - @CaliberSwiss *“A man who procrastinates in his choosing will inevitably have his choice made for him by circumstance.” - Hunter S. Thompson*

15 April 2009, 11:46 AM	#3
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Excellent joke!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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15 April 2009, 01:02 PM	#7
onkyo Banned Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Pav Location: Manhattan Posts: 11,495	Excellent!

15 April 2009, 02:23 PM	#8
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