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ROLEX MAN · 15 April 2009, 12:07 PM

Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Matt Dirney?" "Yes, Father, it
is."

"And, who was the woman you were with?"

"I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Matthew, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well
tell me now.

Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Patricia Kelly?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Liz Shannon?"

"I'm sorry, but I'll not name her."

"Was it Cathy Morgan?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Fiona McDonald, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Matthew
Dirney, and I admire that.

But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for
three months.

Be off with you now."

Matt walks back to his pew. His friend Fred slides over and whispers,
"What'd you get?"

"Three month's vacation and five good leads," says Matt.

hflee55 · 15 April 2009, 12:10 PM

Bisquitlips · 15 April 2009, 12:13 PM

onkyo · 15 April 2009, 01:21 PM

coddger · 15 April 2009, 02:46 PM

R O F L

JJ Irani · 15 April 2009, 05:26 PM

Latrodectus · 16 April 2009, 10:10 AM

Lion · 16 April 2009, 10:11 AM

Excellent!!!

15 April 2009, 12:07 PM	#1
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,718	Confession Time! Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman." The priest asks, "Is that you, little Matt Dirney?" "Yes, Father, it is." "And, who was the woman you were with?" "I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation." "Well, Matthew, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Brenda O'Malley?" "I cannot say." "Was it Patricia Kelly?" "I'll never tell." "Was it Liz Shannon?" "I'm sorry, but I'll not name her." "Was it Cathy Morgan?" "My lips are sealed." "Was it Fiona McDonald, then?" "Please, Father, I cannot tell you." The priest sighs in frustration. "You're a steadfast lad, Matthew Dirney, and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now." Matt walks back to his pew. His friend Fred slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?" "Three month's vacation and five good leads," says Matt. __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

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