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idk01 · 26 April 2009, 08:12 PM

A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a
Catholic Hospital.
As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going
to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had any health insurance.
He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the
bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who also is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns
are married to God."
The patient replied, "Ok, send the bill to my brother-in-law."

SLS · 26 April 2009, 08:14 PM

swatty · 26 April 2009, 08:56 PM

hflee55 · 26 April 2009, 09:10 PM

Mosco · 26 April 2009, 09:46 PM

coddger · 27 April 2009, 02:42 AM

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JJ Irani · 27 April 2009, 03:48 AM

limbo · 27 April 2009, 06:45 AM

Lion · 27 April 2009, 07:13 AM

Very funny!!!

Bisquitlips · 27 April 2009, 07:35 AM

figbo · 27 April 2009, 07:05 PM

26 April 2009, 08:12 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Catholic Heart Attack A man suffered a serious heart attack and had an open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment. She asked if he had any health insurance. He replied, in a raspy voice, "No health insurance." The nun asked if he had money in the bank. He replied, "No money in the bank." The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?" He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who also is a nun." The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God." The patient replied, "Ok, send the bill to my brother-in-law." __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

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