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FTX I · 31 October 2020, 11:29 AM

A guy was working on a basement renovation and asked the old lady who owned the house if she could give him a glass of water. The old lady said sure, but then she asked him a very strange question. Do you know the difference between your anus and a glass of water young man? In a bit of shock he said no mam I don't know. Then she said well in that case please be very careful if someone asks you for a glass of water.

jrs146 · 31 October 2020, 11:30 AM

lol

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uksubman · 1 November 2020, 03:39 PM

This took me a minute to get but its damn funny

Bluside · 6 November 2020, 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Shirtsco

i can't understand :( anyone explain please

I've been trying also for a few days.

brandrea · 6 November 2020, 02:06 AM

Pongster · 8 November 2020, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shirtsco

i can't understand :( anyone explain please

Do you know the difference between your anus and a glass of water?

BNA/LION · 8 November 2020, 05:10 PM

Psmith · 10 November 2020, 08:41 AM

RolexFan2003 · 10 November 2020, 01:28 PM

Thanks for the post; it gave me a laugh!

keithl · 17 November 2020, 04:53 AM

Yeah don't get it

omar10213245 · 17 November 2020, 05:20 AM

um....can someone please explain the joke to me? i wanna get it, too. . .

Aberdein · 18 November 2020, 03:54 AM

Hilarious, best laugh I have had in ages......

(PS Could someone explain what the joke is. I don't get it or is the joke getting people scratching their heads trying to work out what the joke is when there isn't one?)

rolexest · 18 November 2020, 04:00 AM

From what I understand, he does not understand the difference between a glass of water and his ass. So she is telling him not to give up his ass to the next person asking him for a glass of water. So stupid that its kind of funny lol

Rebel · 18 November 2020, 09:11 AM

SeeDweller · 23 November 2020, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by rolexest

From what I understand, he does not understand the difference between a glass of water and his ass. So she is telling him not to give up his ass to the next person asking him for a glass of water. So stupid that its kind of funny lol

Yup . . . and I, too, found myself scratching my head at first, . . . then chuckling, and now

!!!
(Kinda like Herpes . . . it grows on you. And it's the gift that keeps on giving!)

Jocke · 7 February 2021, 09:48 AM

In Sweden it is told in this way:

Do you know what the difference is between an anus & a mailbox?

No.

Then I can not ask you to hand out the mail

ltmgeller · 7 February 2021, 12:11 PM

jatco · 15 February 2021, 05:30 AM

subtona · 15 February 2021, 05:46 AM

As a recuperate from surgery in the vicinity, I blame the drugs for not getting the joke.

jatco · 15 February 2021, 05:53 AM

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Originally Posted by subtona

As a recuperate from surgery in the vicinity, I blame the drugs for not getting the joke.

Hope your recup is going well.

subtona · 15 February 2021, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by jatco

Hope your recup is going well.

riverline3 · 17 February 2021, 07:01 AM

jatco · 17 February 2021, 07:06 AM

Speaking of Glass of Water.....

Contused · 17 February 2021, 10:56 PM

31 October 2020, 11:29 AM	#1
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rolexest Banned Join Date: Aug 2019 Location: Canada Watch: ya gunna do Posts: 508	From what I understand, he does not understand the difference between a glass of water and his ass. So she is telling him not to give up his ass to the next person asking him for a glass of water. So stupid that its kind of funny lol

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