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ROLEX MAN · 6 May 2009, 09:54 AM

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!'

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

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"I'll explain the toy.. if you explain the kids."

Mosco · 6 May 2009, 11:07 AM

Bwahahahahaha!

Bisquitlips · 6 May 2009, 11:08 AM

GMTJOHNNY · 6 May 2009, 01:19 PM

I better close my shades at night!
aaaawwww gaaaaaa!

oneillba · 6 May 2009, 03:48 PM

Yeow!

JJ Irani · 6 May 2009, 05:03 PM

idk01 · 6 May 2009, 06:29 PM

hflee55 · 6 May 2009, 10:41 PM

Lion · 7 May 2009, 10:51 PM

Very funny!!!

coddger · 9 May 2009, 01:33 PM

6 May 2009, 09:54 AM	#1
ROLEX MAN 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: Martin Location: Home and Away Watch: you? "YES PLEASE"! Posts: 3,719	Sex in the Dark "NSFW" There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love, the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!' The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: . . . . "I'll explain the toy.. if you explain the kids." __________________ *it's not just about telling the time...* *happy rolexing...* I'm just a man with a passion

6 May 2009, 11:07 AM	#2
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6 May 2009, 11:08 AM	#3
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