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Old 7 May 2009, 03:54 AM   #1
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Two whales

Two whales are swimming around bored out of their minds. They see a cruise ship floating by and one of them had an idea.

"Let's go to the surface and shoot air out of our blow holes and flip the boat over!"

So, they go up and tip the boat over and people start drowning and sinking to the bottom of the ocean. Being hungry after all the swimming to tip the boat over, one of them suggests eating the ones sinking to the bottom and the other one says

"I'm down for the occasional blowjob, but I'm not down to swallow any seamen."
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Old 7 May 2009, 03:56 AM   #2
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Old 7 May 2009, 04:01 AM   #3
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHA - Excellent!
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Old 7 May 2009, 07:08 AM   #4
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Old 7 May 2009, 03:37 PM   #6
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Old 8 May 2009, 03:11 PM   #8
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