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idk01 · 8 May 2009, 02:28 AM

When one wishes to unlock a door but has only one hand free, the keys are
in the opposite pocket. (Von Fumbles Law)

A door will snap shut only when you have left the keys inside. (Yale Law of
Destiny)

When one's hands are covered with oil, grease, or glue, your nose will
start to itch. (Law of Ichiban)

Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened. (Insurance So
Sorry Law)

When things seem to be going well, you've probably forgotten to do
something. (Cheney's Second Corollary)

When things seem easy to do, it's because you haven't followed all the
instructions. (Destiny Awaits Law)

If you keep your cool when everyone else is losing his, it's probably
because you have not realized the seriousness of the problem.
(Law of Gravitas)

Most problems are not created or solved; they only change appearances.
(Einstein's Law of Persistence)

You will run to answer the telephone just as the party hangs up on you.
(Principle of Dingaling)

Whenever you connect with the Internet, the call you've been waiting for
all day will arrive. (Principle of Bellsouth)

If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your time, they will
always be at the same time. (Law of Wasteland)

The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it is exactly 3.14
times higher, hence the importance of pi. (Law of Pi Eyed)

The probability that one will spill food on one's clothes is directly
proportional to the need to be clean. (Law of Campbell Scoop)

Each and every body submerged in a bathtub will cause the phone to ring.
(Law of Yes Now)

Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the doorbell to ring.
(Law of Ding Dong)

Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of one's hairdo.
(The Don King Principle)

After discarding something not used for years, you will need it one week
later. (Law of Fatal Irreversibility)

Arriving early for an appointment will cause the receptionist to be absent,
and if one arrives late, everyone else has arrived before you. (Law of Delay)

Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you won't come out
alive anyway. (Theory of Absolute Certainty)

JJ Irani · 8 May 2009, 03:51 AM

Lion · 8 May 2009, 11:30 AM

Very good!!!

Alcan · 8 May 2009, 12:03 PM

Brilliant!

hflee55 · 8 May 2009, 12:32 PM

anipit · 8 May 2009, 05:07 PM

Beautiful!!!

limbo · 8 May 2009, 08:28 PM

coddger · 9 May 2009, 01:28 PM

swatty · 9 May 2009, 08:01 PM

Lol-x · 10 May 2009, 12:16 AM

Like laws were made to be broken

figbo · 10 May 2009, 01:08 AM

Love the last one!

Bisquitlips · 10 May 2009, 05:39 AM

8 May 2009, 02:28 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Laws When one wishes to unlock a door but has only one hand free, the keys are in the opposite pocket. (Von Fumbles Law) A door will snap shut only when you have left the keys inside. (Yale Law of Destiny) When one's hands are covered with oil, grease, or glue, your nose will start to itch. (Law of Ichiban) Your insurance will cover everything but what has happened. (Insurance So Sorry Law) When things seem to be going well, you've probably forgotten to do something. (Cheney's Second Corollary) When things seem easy to do, it's because you haven't followed all the instructions. (Destiny Awaits Law) If you keep your cool when everyone else is losing his, it's probably because you have not realized the seriousness of the problem. (Law of Gravitas) Most problems are not created or solved; they only change appearances. (Einstein's Law of Persistence) You will run to answer the telephone just as the party hangs up on you. (Principle of Dingaling) Whenever you connect with the Internet, the call you've been waiting for all day will arrive. (Principle of Bellsouth) If there are only two programs on TV that are worth your time, they will always be at the same time. (Law of Wasteland) The cost is always higher than one budgets for, and it is exactly 3.14 times higher, hence the importance of pi. (Law of Pi Eyed) The probability that one will spill food on one's clothes is directly proportional to the need to be clean. (Law of Campbell Scoop) Each and every body submerged in a bathtub will cause the phone to ring. (Law of Yes Now) Each and every body sitting on a commode will cause the doorbell to ring. (Law of Ding Dong) Wind velocity will increase proportionally to the cost of one's hairdo. (The Don King Principle) After discarding something not used for years, you will need it one week later. (Law of Fatal Irreversibility) Arriving early for an appointment will cause the receptionist to be absent, and if one arrives late, everyone else has arrived before you. (Law of Delay) Do not take life too seriously, because in the end, you won't come out alive anyway. (Theory of Absolute Certainty) __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

8 May 2009, 03:51 AM	#2
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8 May 2009, 11:30 AM	#3
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

8 May 2009, 12:03 PM	#4
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figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	Love the last one!

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