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Old 22 June 2021, 01:32 AM   #1
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Eternity Explained

Eternity. I was asleep for 13.8 billion years. And when I die it will be black and cold and silent again, forever. But that's nothing compared to my first marriage.--YouTube comment
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Old 22 June 2021, 05:28 PM   #2
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Can it be that bad?
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Old 23 June 2021, 11:27 PM   #3
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Eternity Explained......as I heard it.

Imagine a steel ball bearing 100 times larger than the Sun.....
Every million years, or so, a white Dove flies close to this giant ball bearing, the Dove's wingtip gently brushing the bearing.....
When the massive metal ball is eventually worn down to nothing....
That's Eternity.
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Old 27 June 2021, 01:03 PM   #4
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Old 11 July 2021, 06:40 AM   #5
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Old 5 August 2021, 04:25 AM   #6
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there is no end to Eternity....
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Old 11 August 2021, 05:26 PM   #8
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there is no end to Eternity....
I look forward to reading your proof.
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Old 12 August 2021, 01:54 AM   #9
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Old 12 August 2021, 08:46 AM   #10
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Can it be that bad?
Oh, yes it can...
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Old 12 August 2021, 08:47 AM   #11
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Old 12 August 2021, 08:54 AM   #12
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Eternity is by Calvin Klein?
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Old 13 August 2021, 01:46 AM   #13
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Old 13 October 2021, 09:27 PM   #14
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