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Chewbacca · 5 October 2021, 03:00 PM

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GreatHarry · 5 October 2021, 05:49 PM

My wife asked me to take her somewhere on holiday.
Ok I say, where would you like to go.
Oh, I don't know, she replies. I'd like to go somewhere I've never been to.

I said, try the kitchen!

Chewbacca · 6 October 2021, 12:47 AM

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Rodney Dangerfield

L.K Johnson · 6 October 2021, 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by GreatHarry

My wife asked me to take her somewhere on holiday.
Ok I say, where would you like to go.
Oh, I don't know, she replies. I'd like to go somewhere I've never been to.

I said, try the kitchen!

Goodfellas classic!!

Chewbacca · 6 October 2021, 05:02 AM

I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

Rodney Dangerfield

JoseR · 7 October 2021, 07:58 AM

No respect... I called suicide prevention and they put me on hold...

No respect.

RD

AzPaul · 7 October 2021, 10:30 AM

My wife told me she wanted a divorce
I asked, "Is there someone else?"
She said, "There must be"

ltmgeller · 7 October 2021, 01:22 PM

5 October 2021, 03:00 PM	#1
Chewbacca Banned Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: CJ Location: Kashyyyk Watch: Kessel Run Chrono Posts: 21,112	Take my wife, PLEASE! .

5 October 2021, 05:49 PM	#2
GreatHarry "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Real Name: Cliffy Location: Korea Watch: CHNR Posts: 282	Take My Wife. Please! My wife asked me to take her somewhere on holiday. Ok I say, where would you like to go. Oh, I don't know, she replies. I'd like to go somewhere I've never been to. I said, try the kitchen!

7 October 2021, 07:58 AM	#6
JoseR "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2019 Location: Philly. Watch: Air King, Omega AT Posts: 2,273	No respect... I called suicide prevention and they put me on hold...No respect. RD __________________ Air King 116900 Omega AT41 Gray Dial/Leather Oris Pointer Date Roberto Clemente LE

7 October 2021, 10:30 AM	#7
AzPaul 2024 ROLEX SUBMARINER 41 Pledge Member Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: Paul Location: Tucson, Az Watch: Rolex 1501 Posts: 13,878	My wife told me she wanted a divorce I asked, "Is there someone else?" She said, "There must be" __________________ Ain't much of a crime, whacking a surly bartender

7 October 2021, 01:22 PM	#8
ltmgeller 2024 SubLV41 Pledge Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Real Name: Mike Location: New York Watch: Rolex Posts: 22,569	__________________ Oh, look at the time... Official Member: 'WIS-CON' Las Vegas International GTG 2019

6 October 2021, 12:47 AM	#3
Chewbacca Banned Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: CJ Location: Kashyyyk Watch: Kessel Run Chrono Posts: 21,112	It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass. Rodney Dangerfield

6 October 2021, 05:02 AM	#5
Chewbacca Banned Join Date: May 2012 Real Name: CJ Location: Kashyyyk Watch: Kessel Run Chrono Posts: 21,112	I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. Rodney Dangerfield

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