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idk01 · 4 June 2009, 06:24 PM

A couple went to mass and took confession. The husband went into the
confessional and said "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The father
asked him the nature of this to which he replied "While my wife was bending
over the freezer I had lustful thoughts and had my way with her."

The Priest tried explaining that having sex with your own wife was not a
sin and forgiveness was not needed. Still, the man insisted that he felt
guilty. The priest told him to say three Hail Mary's and be on his way.

Next, the wife went into the confessional and said that while she was leaning
over the freezer her husband had had his way with her. The priest asked
her how long she had been married. She replied it was three years now. The
priest tried to explain to her that it was quite proper for married people
to have sex and that there was nothing to be guilty about. Still, the woman
insisted that she felt guilty so the priest told her to say three Hail Mary's
and think no more about it.

As she turned to leave, the woman asked the priest if her and her husband
would be banned from the church. "Banned from the church?! Whatever gave
you that idea?' the priest queried. "Well," she said, "they banned us from
the supermarket!"

diablojota · 4 June 2009, 06:25 PM

Bwahahahhaaha! Nice one Dave!

limbo · 4 June 2009, 06:48 PM

SubmarinerMan · 4 June 2009, 09:41 PM

Good one Dave!!

DHLChief · 4 June 2009, 10:58 PM

Good Dave... I liked that one a lot!

B Square · 4 June 2009, 11:04 PM

Lion · 4 June 2009, 11:45 PM

Very good!!!

JJ Irani · 5 June 2009, 03:52 AM

swatty · 5 June 2009, 08:40 PM

Bisquitlips · 6 June 2009, 09:19 AM

4 June 2009, 06:24 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	In church A couple went to mass and took confession. The husband went into the confessional and said "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned." The father asked him the nature of this to which he replied "While my wife was bending over the freezer I had lustful thoughts and had my way with her." The Priest tried explaining that having sex with your own wife was not a sin and forgiveness was not needed. Still, the man insisted that he felt guilty. The priest told him to say three Hail Mary's and be on his way. Next, the wife went into the confessional and said that while she was leaning over the freezer her husband had had his way with her. The priest asked her how long she had been married. She replied it was three years now. The priest tried to explain to her that it was quite proper for married people to have sex and that there was nothing to be guilty about. Still, the woman insisted that she felt guilty so the priest told her to say three Hail Mary's and think no more about it. As she turned to leave, the woman asked the priest if her and her husband would be banned from the church. "Banned from the church?! Whatever gave you that idea?' the priest queried. "Well," she said, "they banned us from the supermarket!" __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

4 June 2009, 06:25 PM	#2
diablojota "TRF" Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Real Name: Frank Location: Chattanooga, TN Watch: SS Submariner Date Posts: 4,042	Bwahahahhaaha! Nice one Dave! __________________ RTFT - Read The Friggin' Thread FcB

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Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

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