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idk01 · 7 June 2009, 03:53 AM

A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the
alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.

"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals
inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open
his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this
spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

The Crowd murmured their approval.

The man stood up and got on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his
privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the
crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the
alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the
man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.

The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man
stood up again and made another offer.

"I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over
the crowd.

After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman
timidly spoke up.

"I'll try, but don't hit me so hard on the head with the beer bottle."

Lion · 7 June 2009, 04:20 AM

Very good!!!

SubmarinerMan · 7 June 2009, 05:25 AM

JJ Irani · 7 June 2009, 06:39 AM

Watchdog · 7 June 2009, 10:50 AM

That's my favorite joke today!

BGRINDEL · 8 June 2009, 09:31 AM

hflee55 · 8 June 2009, 10:57 AM

TimeToGo · 8 June 2009, 11:17 AM

Dude!

swatty · 8 June 2009, 08:20 PM

coddger · 9 June 2009, 09:04 AM

7 June 2009, 03:53 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Let's make a deal A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscathed. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink." The Crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up and got on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped. After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opened his mouth and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks were delivered. The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up. "I'll try, but don't hit me so hard on the head with the beer bottle." __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

7 June 2009, 04:20 AM	#2
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