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Earl · 26 May 2005, 07:39 PM

Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next
husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.

At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally
together."

A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you
mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"

"I mean her legs!"

Gedanken · 26 May 2005, 08:20 PM

ROFL! Ooooh, you're going to hell for that one!

Earl · 27 May 2005, 07:10 AM

Hey I didn't say it !!!!

Rockrolex · 27 May 2005, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Earl

Hey I didn't say it !!!!

Yeah, but you spread it (like Maria's legs). ROTFLMAO!!

Gedanken · 27 May 2005, 12:02 PM

ZING! Score one for Ed!

dman · 27 May 2005, 01:24 PM

ROTF!!

Bisquitlips · 10 May 2009, 05:47 AM

JJ Irani · 10 May 2009, 05:51 AM

limbo · 10 May 2009, 08:08 AM

hflee55 · 10 May 2009, 12:17 PM

coddger · 10 May 2009, 12:27 PM

swatty · 10 May 2009, 07:39 PM

browngo1 · 10 May 2009, 07:51 PM

SLS · 10 May 2009, 09:33 PM

idk01 · 10 May 2009, 11:43 PM

Love it!

Lion · 11 May 2009, 11:02 PM

Very funny!!!

SubmarinerMan · 12 May 2009, 12:57 AM

26 May 2005, 07:39 PM	#1
Earl "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Who Me? Location: Northern Virginia Watch: out Posts: 4,616	The Devout Catholic Woman Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally together." A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?" "I mean her legs!"

26 May 2005, 08:20 PM	#2
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	ROFL! Ooooh, you're going to hell for that one! __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

27 May 2005, 12:02 PM	#5
Gedanken "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: Sir Location: Melbourne Watch: F-series SD Posts: 8,589	ZING! Score one for Ed! __________________ You buy a Casio to make sure you're on time; you wear a Rolex because you don't have to be on time.

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