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1 August 2009, 06:00 PM
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Fondly Remembered
Join Date: May 2005
Real Name: JJ
Location: Auckland, NZ
Watch: ALL SOLD!!
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These are good........LOL!!!
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX
(because they are plugged into a genius) ---------------------------------------------- 2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? (they don't have enough time) ----------------------------------------------- 3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? (they don't stop to ask directions) ----------------------------------------------- 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock) ----------------------------------------------- (You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)  ----------------------------------------------- 5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? (so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties) ---------------------------------------------- 6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? (you need a rough draft before you make a final copy) ----------------------------------------------- 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? (don't know.....it never happened) ----------------------------------------------- (C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!) ----------------------------------------------- And the personal favorite: 8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? (because a vibrator can't mow the lawn) ----------------------------------------------- Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart! ----------------------------------------------- Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough. ---------------------------------------------- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.' ---------------------------------------------- Send this to at least five bright, funny women you know and make their day! And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it! Cheers - JJ  
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1 August 2009, 07:23 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Real Name: Dave
Location: Australia
Watch: DJ16233TT
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Damn Excellent JJ
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2 August 2009, 03:32 AM
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Location: Arizona
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2 August 2009, 01:59 PM
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"TRF" Member
Join Date: Feb 2009
Real Name: Only Mom Knows
Location: Land Of The Free
Watch: 116520,16610,16013
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 Contentment Is Not The Fulfillment Of Getting All The Watches You Want, It Is The Realization Of How Many Rolexes You Already Have.
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2 August 2009, 03:15 PM
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vapor lock!
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2 August 2009, 05:13 PM
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Real Name: Peter
Location: Sydney
Watch: The Game
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Very Good
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3 August 2009, 06:19 AM
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Real Name: Leo
Location: Midwest
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Very funny!!!
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4 August 2009, 03:37 AM
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All good!
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4 August 2009, 06:45 AM
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4 August 2009, 10:02 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Real Name: Rob
Location: Nearby.
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I think the Vapour lock runs true
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5 August 2009, 12:51 PM
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Real Name: Peter
Location: Cambridge Ma
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Rofl!
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5 August 2009, 01:00 PM
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Banned
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Real Name: Pav
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5 August 2009, 05:57 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: USA
Watch: ing the time go by
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Very good baldy
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5 August 2009, 09:04 PM
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Join Date: May 2009
Real Name: Matt
Location: Bedfordshire, UK
Watch: 16610LV
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Hilarious JJ!
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6 August 2009, 08:19 AM
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Location: uk
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6 August 2009, 08:40 AM
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Join Date: May 2009
Real Name: 4Q
Location: Nowhere near you
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: rofl:
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11 January 2010, 09:05 PM
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Real Name: Johan
Location: vancouver
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12 January 2010, 01:20 PM
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Real Name: Fred
Location: KY, USA
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:r ofl:
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