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Old 6 August 2009, 06:45 AM   #1
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Icon7 Viagra for Diarrhea

The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind
of medicines they know and what they are used for.
The first pupil said: 'Tylenol.'
'Very good! And what is it used for?'
'It is used for headache.'
The second pupil said: 'Nytol'
'Excellent. And what it is used for?'
'To help you sleep.'
Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra'
'Johnny, what is it used for?'
'I think it can be used for diarrhea.'
'Who told you this?'
'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father,
'Take a Viagra, maybe that little sh#t will get harder.'
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Old 8 August 2009, 12:14 PM   #2
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Very good!!!
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Old 8 August 2009, 12:47 PM   #3
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Old 8 August 2009, 01:57 PM   #4
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For some reason I can't get the nerve to tell my wife this joke...
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Old 8 August 2009, 09:01 PM   #6
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Old 11 August 2009, 03:33 AM   #7
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Old 11 August 2009, 03:41 AM   #8
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Old 11 August 2009, 12:39 PM   #11
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funny, funny!!!
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Old 11 January 2010, 09:13 PM   #12
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