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padi56 · 5 October 2006, 08:03 PM

A very Fat woman goes to the doctor with a sore m!nge.

The doctor asks her to take her clothes off and sit at the corner of the couch. When she is ready he asks her to pull her flaps as wide apart as possible.

Then he asks her to move to the other end of the couch and pull her flaps apart again.

She asks why she's doing this.

He responds:"I'm buying a black couch like that one for home, and I just wanted to see what it looks like with pink cushions".

JJ Irani · 6 October 2006, 03:43 AM

What a cracker on a Friday morning!!

mailman · 6 October 2006, 09:15 AM

padi56 · 6 October 2006, 08:50 PM

Scarface · 28 April 2008, 07:57 AM

limbo · 28 April 2008, 07:33 PM

jasonbellevue · 29 April 2008, 03:16 PM

TDH · 4 May 2008, 03:57 AM

Bisquitlips · 16 April 2009, 09:02 AM

Ugh!

Lion · 16 April 2009, 10:35 AM

Funny!!!

coddger · 16 April 2009, 02:16 PM

hflee55 · 16 April 2009, 09:54 PM

5 October 2006, 08:03 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Medical Aid. A very Fat woman goes to the doctor with a sore m!nge. The doctor asks her to take her clothes off and sit at the corner of the couch. When she is ready he asks her to pull her flaps as wide apart as possible. Then he asks her to move to the other end of the couch and pull her flaps apart again. She asks why she's doing this. He responds:"I'm buying a black couch like that one for home, and I just wanted to see what it looks like with pink cushions". __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

6 October 2006, 03:43 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	What a cracker on a Friday morning!! __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

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padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	__________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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