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sandytn · 17 September 2009, 06:59 AM

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.
The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is.
The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is.
The book keeper signs back: 'I don't know what you're talking about.'
The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about.'
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again!
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him!'
The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !'
The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say?'
The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the nerve to pull the trigger.'
Don't you just love lawyers?

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Andad · 17 September 2009, 06:12 PM

good one.

swatty · 17 September 2009, 06:46 PM

Numismatist · 17 September 2009, 11:28 PM

AH HA HA!!! Good one!

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Lion · 23 September 2009, 11:22 PM

Very funny!!!

17 September 2009, 06:59 AM	#1
sandytn Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Sandy Location: NJ Posts: 713	Lawyers! A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court. When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is. The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is. The book keeper signs back: 'I don't know what you're talking about.' The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about.' The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again! The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him!' The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens !' The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say?' The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the nerve to pull the trigger.' Don't you just love lawyers?

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