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Old 11 October 2009, 11:16 PM   #1
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Little boy and the priest

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he
wore his collar backwards.

The man, who was a priest, said, 'I am a Father.'

The little boy replied, 'My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like
that.'

The priest looked up from his book and answered, ''I am the Father of
many.'

The boy said, ''My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren and
he doesn't wear his collar that way!'

The priest, getting impatient, said 'I am the Father of hundreds',
and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned over and
said, 'Maybe you should wear a condom and put your pants on backwards
instead of your collar.'
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Old 11 October 2009, 11:20 PM   #2
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Old 12 October 2009, 02:24 AM   #3
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Old 12 October 2009, 05:23 AM   #4
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Old 12 October 2009, 08:27 AM   #5
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That'll teach the priest!!
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Old 12 October 2009, 09:30 AM   #6
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Very funny!!!
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Old 12 October 2009, 03:00 PM   #8
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Old 13 October 2009, 12:25 AM   #9
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