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Old 15 October 2009, 07:50 PM   #1
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Tequila

A man picks up a lamp lying in the street. Out pops a genie that offers him one wish. "I wish for tequila whenever I want it," the man says. "Make me pee tequila!" The genie grants the wish and when the man gets home he urinates in a glass. It's the best tequila he has ever tasted. The man convinces his wife to drink some, and she loves it. So, he sets out two glasses and fills them with tequila. The two drink all night. The next night, the man tells his wife, "Grab one glass and we'll drink tequila." "Why only one glass?" she asks. "Because tonight," the man replies, "you drink straight from the bottle!"
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Old 15 October 2009, 08:00 PM   #2
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Old 15 October 2009, 10:20 PM   #3
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Old 15 October 2009, 11:22 PM   #4
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Old 16 October 2009, 02:59 AM   #5
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Old 16 October 2009, 03:52 AM   #6
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Old 16 October 2009, 04:05 AM   #7
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Old 16 October 2009, 09:00 PM   #8
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Old 22 July 2011, 05:48 AM   #9
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