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figbo · 15 October 2009, 10:17 PM

DEA officer stops at a ranch in South Texas, and talks with an old rancher Scott mending a fence.

He tells Scott, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally growing drugs."

The old Rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there", as he points out the location.

The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government behind me."

He reaches into his back pants pocket, removes his badge and proudly flashes it at Scott.

"Do you see this badge? It means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On anyone's land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? "

The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores..

A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life ... chased close behind by the rancher's 1,500 pound, prize bull..

With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get "Horned" before he reaches safety.

The officer is clearly terrified. Scott drops his fence tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs......

"Your badge, your badge. Show him your damn BADGE !"

idk01 · 15 October 2009, 11:10 PM

alohanakoni · 15 October 2009, 11:21 PM

hahaha

JJ Irani · 16 October 2009, 03:02 AM

meloncap78 · 16 October 2009, 03:05 AM

Lion · 16 October 2009, 03:49 AM

Very funny!!!

limbo · 16 October 2009, 06:08 AM

icnbne · 17 October 2009, 01:13 AM

dalip · 1 November 2009, 12:00 AM

sandytn · 1 November 2009, 03:43 AM

sleddog · 1 November 2009, 03:45 AM

:thumbsu p:

Bisquitlips · 1 November 2009, 05:10 AM

turboBB · 1 November 2009, 02:09 PM

TSW · 21 July 2011, 10:05 PM

mitchy · 22 July 2011, 12:45 AM

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figbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Real Name: El Raf-O Location: florida Watch: tt GMT2c,Omega Posts: 19,687	The power of the badge DEA officer stops at a ranch in South Texas, and talks with an old rancher Scott mending a fence. He tells Scott, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally growing drugs." The old Rancher says, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there", as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government behind me." He reaches into his back pants pocket, removes his badge and proudly flashes it at Scott. "Do you see this badge? It means I am allowed to go wherever I wish.... On anyone's land. No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand? " The old rancher nods politely, apologizes, and goes about his chores.. A short time later, the old rancher hears loud screams and sees the DEA officer running for his life ... chased close behind by the rancher's 1,500 pound, prize bull.. With every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer, and it seems likely that he'll get "Horned" before he reaches safety. The officer is clearly terrified. Scott drops his fence tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs...... "Your badge, your badge. Show him your damn BADGE !" __________________ member # 9862 Best bartender in the world!! Last of the Bastid Tossers p club member #9

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