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padi56 · 6 November 2006, 11:12 PM

David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse begins to gallop at a steady pace.

Posh Victoria admiringly watches her husband.

After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop. Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horse's neck.

David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gains speed David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!!

Hearing her screams, the Tesco stores Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.

JJ Irani · 7 November 2006, 03:23 AM

But who comes in to unplug Victoria when David's riding her??

padi56 · 7 November 2006, 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by JJ Irani

But who comes in to unplug Victoria when David's riding her??

Would not touch the stick insect Victoria with yours JJ,and I mean that quite sincerely.

Goodwatch · 7 November 2006, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Would not touch the stick insect Victoria with yours JJ,and I mean that quite sincerely.

The joke:

The Victoria comment:

times 1,000! Even one small leaf of lettuce is too much for her, all those calories.

A very bad example for all teenage girls and young women! I steered Kayleigh clear from that behavior but she has a friend who was a contestant in Holland’s Next Top Model and that girl is becoming is stick insect, very unhealthy if you ask me

padi56 · 7 November 2006, 08:29 PM

Yes Frans but she is made out to be a must have look idol,myself would not pi#s on her if she was on fire in the gutter.

Otis · 7 November 2006, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Goodwatch

The joke:

The Victoria comment:

times 1,000! Even one small leaf of lettuce is too much for her, all those calories.

A very bad example for all teenage girls and young women! I steered Kayleigh clear from that behavior but she has a friend who was a contestant in Holland’s Next Top Model and that girl is becoming is stick insect, very unhealthy if you ask me

Right on Frans

It's unnatural, unhealthy and just plain disgusting. Whatever happened to curves?
Maybe not too Rubenesque, but healthy....

Goodwatch · 7 November 2006, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by padi56

Yes Frans but she is made out to be a must have look idol,myself would not pi#s on her if she was on fire in the gutter.

Now, now, now, Peter, language

6 November 2006, 11:12 PM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Beckham Rides Out. David Beckham decides to go horse riding. Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse begins to gallop at a steady pace. Posh Victoria admiringly watches her husband. After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop. Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horse's neck. David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse, but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gains speed David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!!!! Hearing her screams, the Tesco stores Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

7 November 2006, 03:23 AM	#2
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	But who comes in to unplug Victoria when David's riding her?? __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

7 November 2006, 08:29 PM	#5
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,063	Yes Frans but she is made out to be a must have look idol,myself would not pi#s on her if she was on fire in the gutter. __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

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