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padi56 · 16 February 2009, 03:08 AM

A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed.

"What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?", one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock", the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?", asked his astonished friend.

"Yup", replied the drunk.

"How's it work?", the friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch", the drunk replied.

He picked up a mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering whack and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, a voice from the wall screamed: "You ars#hole, it's ten past three in the morning!"

JJ Irani · 16 February 2009, 03:10 AM

limbo · 16 February 2009, 05:07 AM

Bisquitlips · 16 February 2009, 11:00 AM

Latrodectus · 16 February 2009, 12:07 PM

swatty · 16 February 2009, 06:59 PM

coddger · 17 February 2009, 04:10 AM

SLS · 17 February 2009, 07:04 AM

bballchamp · 18 February 2009, 09:40 AM

:chuckle :

Lion · 23 February 2009, 09:53 AM

Funny!!!

bodybump · 23 February 2009, 02:22 PM

alphamale2012 · 23 February 2009, 02:47 PM

marshallr47 · 25 February 2009, 12:23 AM

16 February 2009, 03:08 AM	#1
padi56 "TRF" Life Patron Join Date: Jun 2005 Real Name: Peter Location: Llanfairpwllgwyng Watch: ing you. Posts: 53,060	Talking Clock. A drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night. When they made it to the bedroom, they saw a big brass gong next to the bed. "What's a big brass gong doing in your bedroom?", one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock", the drunk replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?", asked his astonished friend. "Yup", replied the drunk. "How's it work?", the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch", the drunk replied. He picked up a mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering whack and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, a voice from the wall screamed: "You ars#hole, it's ten past three in the morning!" __________________ ICom Pro3 All posts are my own opinion and my opinion only. "The clock of life is wound but once, and no man has the power to tell just when the hands will stop. Now is the only time you actually own the time, Place no faith in time, for the clock may soon be still for ever." Good Judgement comes from experience,experience comes from Bad Judgement,.Buy quality, cry once; buy cheap, cry again and again. www.mc0yad.club Second in command CEO and left handed watch winder

16 February 2009, 03:10 AM	#2
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23 February 2009, 09:53 AM	#10
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