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ohsixx · 23 February 2009, 06:31 AM

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later,
Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. ‘What’s wrong, Bill?’ she asked. ‘Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?’ ‘Oh, Bill, you didn’t’ she exclaimed. Yes, I did.’ he replied. ‘My God, Bill, what happened?’ ‘I got fired.’ ‘No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?’ ‘Oh...she got fired too.’

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23 February 2009, 06:31 AM	#1
ohsixx "TRF" Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Real Name: Mark Location: Florida Watch: Make a guess! Posts: 1,515	The Pickle Slicer Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later, Bill came home and his wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. ‘What’s wrong, Bill?’ she asked. ‘Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?’ ‘Oh, Bill, you didn’t’ she exclaimed. Yes, I did.’ he replied. ‘My God, Bill, what happened?’ ‘I got fired.’ ‘No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?’ ‘Oh...she got fired too.’ __________________ 16613 Submariner 116523 Daytona Panerai 104 "Speedy Pro"

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