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Old 22 February 2009, 09:17 PM   #1
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Watch Winding.

A guy is riding on the plains. He comes across a New Zealand shepherd naked lying on his back with a huge erection.

Disgusted he asked "What in the hell are you doing?"me checking time

The shepherd looked at the shadow of his dick and said "It's 1:0pm."

The guy rode on. Soon he ran into another New Zealand guy. He was lying on his back naked with a huge erection. The guy again asked "What in the hell are you doing"?

The New Zealand shepherd looked at the shadow and said "It's now 2:30 pm".

The guy rode on. Later he came upon third New Zealand guy called JJ. He was lying on his back in his singlet half naked tossing himself off.

The guy asked "Jesus Christ! What are you doing?"

And JJ. replied "I'm winding my watch."
And thats how JJ got his very large wrists. plenty of double wrist action watch winding.
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Old 23 February 2009, 02:24 AM   #2
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Old 23 February 2009, 07:52 AM   #5
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Well JJ is definitely a good sport!!!
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