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Old 1 March 2009, 11:18 PM   #1
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golf?

what is the difference between a gold ball and woman's G-spot?





a man is willing to spend a half hour looking for a golf ball.
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Old 1 March 2009, 11:25 PM   #2
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fuka ana!

an american business man was in japan making sales calls.
his first night there he decided to get a hooker. while they were going at it, she kept yelling fuka ana! fuka ana! fuka ana!
so he thought he learned a little japanese.

the next day he took his japanese clients out for a round of golf.
one of the men hit a hole-in-one. So to impress them he yelled 'funka ana'! fuka ana!
they look at him kind of strange and said,
'no, he got it in the right hole'
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Good jokes , Thanx for sharing!!!
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