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pz93c · 17 March 2009, 06:25 AM

When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day,try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer Section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every
Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.'

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not
Work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS

Tony-GB · 17 March 2009, 08:22 AM

Lion · 17 March 2009, 01:21 PM

Yikes!!!

JJ Irani · 17 March 2009, 04:14 PM

swatty · 17 March 2009, 06:15 PM

Latrodectus · 18 March 2009, 05:26 AM

Bisquitlips · 18 March 2009, 08:09 AM

redshirt1957 · 18 March 2009, 08:15 AM

Now I can tell you that I met HeatPump76 at work.

hflee55 · 21 March 2009, 01:05 AM

17 March 2009, 06:25 AM	#1
pz93c "TRF" Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Real Name: Brian Location: Republic of Texas Posts: 2,776	Hate your Job? When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day,try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer Section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized.' Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not Work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS

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