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Old 24 March 2009, 11:57 AM   #1
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Hey, have you seen the fine print at the bottom of a condom?
Oh, you never have had to roll it down that far!!!
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Old 24 March 2009, 04:18 PM   #2
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Old 24 March 2009, 06:19 PM   #3
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Old 24 March 2009, 10:54 PM   #4
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Hey, have you seen the fine print at the bottom of a condom?
Oh, you never have had to roll it down that far!!!
There's no fine print on Magnums.....
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Old 24 March 2009, 10:56 PM   #5
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Old 26 March 2009, 02:26 AM   #6
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Old 26 March 2009, 08:37 AM   #7
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Old 26 March 2009, 07:10 PM   #8
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Old 30 March 2009, 08:57 AM   #9
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There's no fine print on Magnums.....
Actually, there is a fine print along the side of the Magnum Larger Size, but not everyone can read it. You'll have to put it on to read the print. At first glance.. it says "Magnum".
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Old 30 March 2009, 09:18 AM   #10
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here's the fine print ...
Make sure condom is Always pulled snuG before iNtercourse to avoid Unnecessary pregnancy after orgasM
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Old 30 March 2009, 05:32 PM   #11
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Old 31 March 2009, 09:15 AM   #12
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I have always had to roll them down that far and I must say the I have NEVER bothered to read any writing on them during my rolling down experience!

Couldn't be bothered at that moment in time!
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