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idk01 · 10 April 2009, 03:04 AM

A large company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The
new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.

On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The
room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant
business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money
do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a
week. Why?"

The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, "Here's four
weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."

seantk · 10 April 2009, 03:44 AM

That is a hell of a nice tip

Sean

figbo · 10 April 2009, 05:33 AM

That should teach him!

Numismatist · 10 April 2009, 05:39 AM

This is the type of CEO who will make millions ruining a company and walk away...

JJ Irani · 10 April 2009, 06:03 AM

vapalux · 10 April 2009, 07:29 AM

Si

JPersat · 10 April 2009, 07:31 AM

That really sounds like my boss....nitpicking and micro-managing.....thats why I hate my current job and went to school....haha

limbo · 10 April 2009, 07:39 AM

Bisquitlips · 10 April 2009, 08:42 AM

Perfect!!!

Lion · 10 April 2009, 09:28 AM

Very good!!!

coddger · 10 April 2009, 09:32 AM

Mrdi · 10 April 2009, 09:38 AM

That CEO moved to Wall Street 2 years ago.
Bonus.

hflee55 · 10 April 2009, 10:41 AM

Latrodectus · 11 April 2009, 01:15 AM

10 April 2009, 03:04 AM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	You're fired! A large company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make $400 a week. Why?" The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, "Here's four weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back." Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?" From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's." __________________ *Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

10 April 2009, 03:44 AM	#2
seantk "TRF" Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Real Name: Sean Location: West Florida Posts: 2,671	That is a hell of a nice tip Sean __________________ "Life is frittered away with detail... simplify, simplify!" Henry D. Thoreau

10 April 2009, 05:39 AM	#4
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10 April 2009, 05:33 AM	#3
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10 April 2009, 07:31 AM	#7
JPersat "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Jarrett Location: San Antonio TX Watch: ing everybody Posts: 1,515	That really sounds like my boss....nitpicking and micro-managing.....thats why I hate my current job and went to school....haha

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10 April 2009, 08:42 AM	#9
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10 April 2009, 09:28 AM	#10
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10 April 2009, 09:32 AM	#11
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10 April 2009, 09:38 AM	#12
Mrdi Banned Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Posts: 3,478	That CEO moved to Wall Street 2 years ago. Bonus.

10 April 2009, 10:41 AM	#13
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