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Old 17 January 2021, 11:15 PM   #1
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Watch Protector

How about this for a watch protector? Keeps my CHNR looking new and shows my team colors. What a better watch to wear on a Browns Victory Sunday!

GO BROWNS!!
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Old 17 January 2021, 11:27 PM   #2
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How about this for a watch protector? Keeps my CHNR looking new and shows my team colors. What a better watch to wear on a Browns Victory Sunday!

GO BROWNS!!
I’d be pretty pissed if someone vandalized my watch like that!!
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Old 18 January 2021, 01:11 AM   #3
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How about this for a watch protector? Keeps my CHNR looking new and shows my team colors. What a better watch to wear on a Browns Victory Sunday!



GO BROWNS!!
I'd love to see the Browns turn the Chiefs over today. Raiders fan from UK

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Old 18 January 2021, 03:06 AM   #4
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Colin the Aborigine

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and 
Invited all of his buddies and neighbours. 

He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighborhood. 
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. 
Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters 
from the BBQ and flirting..


At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 15ft man-eating 
Crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has 
The balls to jump in.' 

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and 
everyone turned around and saw Colin in the pool fighting the croc, 
Jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all 
kinds of stuff like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the 
tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor. 

The water was churning and splashing everywhere.. 
Both Colin and the croc were screaming and raising hell.
Finally Colin strangled the croc and let it float to the top like a dead goldfish. 

Colin then slowly climbed out of the pool. 
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief. 

The host says, 'Well, Colin, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.' 
'Nah, you all right boss, I don't want it,' said Colin. 

The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. 
How about half a million bucks then?' 
'No thanks.... I don't want it,' answered Colin. 

The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something.. 
That was amazing. How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock 
Options?


Again, Colin said "No." 
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well Colin, then what do you want?




Colin said........!!

I want the bastard who pushed me in...!!!!!!
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