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Sandy8992 · 29 December 2020, 03:33 PM

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only a dog in it – it was a shihtzu.

The Joker · 30 December 2020, 01:19 AM

Ha, decent.

Sandy8992 · 30 December 2020, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Joker

Ha, decent.

Share a joke that you remember and is funny.

Petroc Tremaine · 30 December 2020, 11:48 PM

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

214270Explorer · 31 December 2020, 02:47 AM

Every zoo should have an Elephino.
What's an Elephino?
"Elephino!"

jatco · 31 December 2020, 04:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petroc Tremaine

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

Pongster · 31 December 2020, 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Petroc Tremaine

What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

How can you make a steel ship a cigarette lighter?

Throw a cigarette overboard.

Petroc Tremaine · 3 January 2021, 11:01 PM

For Christmas this year I thought I'd treat myself. I got a first aid kit.

FTX I · 7 January 2021, 10:46 AM

- my back hurts when I wake up in the morning doctor
- wake up in the afternoon then

ltmgeller · 7 January 2021, 12:28 PM

d4th · 8 January 2021, 03:32 AM

BNA/LION · 12 January 2021, 12:22 PM

FTX I · 21 January 2021, 02:59 AM

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aff1 · 21 January 2021, 10:04 PM

I just love this thread...

jatco · 22 January 2021, 04:43 AM

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

watchbobby · 30 January 2021, 04:12 AM

Speaking of zoos, did you hear about the new truck driver that was assigned the job of bringing a load of penguins to the local zoo. He set out at about 9:00 am, and the boss told him the delivery shouldn't take too long.

So he goes out but doesn't come back until 5:00 pm. The boss is steaming mad and asks him what the hell took so long; I asked you to take those penguins to the zoo and you're gone all day. What went wrong?

The driver answered "nothing". So the boss asks why it took him so long. His answer- "Well I took them to the zoo like you said and we had such a good time that we decided to go to the movies afterwards".

FTX I · 30 January 2021, 04:36 AM

lol

FTX I · 30 January 2021, 04:37 AM

- I tried to celebrate my birthday in may last year but I couldn't.
- Because of the lockdown?
- No. Because I was born in september.

swatty · 31 January 2021, 06:14 PM

29 December 2020, 03:33 PM	#1
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31 December 2020, 02:47 AM	#5
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30 December 2020, 01:19 AM	#2
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Petroc Tremaine "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2019 Location: Doggerland Posts: 217	What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.

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30 January 2021, 04:12 AM	#16
watchbobby "TRF" Member Join Date: Nov 2020 Real Name: Bob Location: Missouri Watch: All of them Posts: 105	Speaking of zoos, did you hear about the new truck driver that was assigned the job of bringing a load of penguins to the local zoo. He set out at about 9:00 am, and the boss told him the delivery shouldn't take too long. So he goes out but doesn't come back until 5:00 pm. The boss is steaming mad and asks him what the hell took so long; I asked you to take those penguins to the zoo and you're gone all day. What went wrong? The driver answered "nothing". So the boss asks why it took him so long. His answer- "Well I took them to the zoo like you said and we had such a good time that we decided to go to the movies afterwards".

30 January 2021, 04:36 AM	#17
FTX I "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Real Name: Flavio Location: N/A Posts: 14,654	lol

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