ROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEXROLEX

idk01 · 8 June 2009, 05:24 PM

God's sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and
stresses of being number one, so he's decided to go on holiday. He calls all his
super-being mates up and they pop round to discuss a few suggestions over a pint.

'What about Mars?' says one of them. 'Nah, I went there 15,000 years ago,'
says God. 'It was shit, no atmosphere and too dusty.'

'What about Pluto?' suggests another. 'Nah I went there about 10,000 years ago,'
says God. 'F***ing freezing.'

'What about Mercury then?' says another. 'It's nice but I went there about
5000 years ago. I nearly burnt me bollocks off it was that hot. Never again,'
says God.

'Well what about earth then?' suggests another. 'You must be joking,' says God,
'I went there about 2000 years ago, shagged some Israeli bird, and they're
still f***ing talking about it.'

SubmarinerMan · 8 June 2009, 07:12 PM

Lion · 9 June 2009, 01:51 AM

Very good!!!

limbo · 9 June 2009, 07:07 AM

coddger · 9 June 2009, 08:56 AM

8 June 2009, 05:24 PM	#1
idk01 "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Dave Location: Australia Watch: DJ16233TT Posts: 18,485	Divine holiday God's sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being number one, so he's decided to go on holiday. He calls all his super-being mates up and they pop round to discuss a few suggestions over a pint. 'What about Mars?' says one of them. 'Nah, I went there 15,000 years ago,' says God. 'It was shit, no atmosphere and too dusty.' 'What about Pluto?' suggests another. 'Nah I went there about 10,000 years ago,' says God. 'F*ing freezing.' 'What about Mercury then?' says another. 'It's nice but I went there about 5000 years ago. I nearly burnt me bollocks off it was that hot. Never again,' says God. 'Well what about earth then?' suggests another. 'You must be joking,' says God, 'I went there about 2000 years ago, shagged some Israeli bird, and they're still fing talking about it.' __________________ Apprentice to Terry Newton; Superstar and Fake Sleuth*

8 June 2009, 07:12 PM	#2
SubmarinerMan "TRF" Member Join Date: May 2009 Real Name: Matt Location: Bedfordshire, UK Watch: 16610LV Posts: 1,046	__________________ Rolex Submariner 16610 LV 'M'. Rolex Submariner 16610 'M'. Rolex Sea-Dweller 126600. Omega Seamaster 2226.80.00. Omega Seamaster Planet Ocean 2907.50.91 .

9 June 2009, 01:51 AM	#3
Lion "TRF" Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Real Name: Leo Location: Midwest Watch: GMT-II 16710 PEPSI Posts: 21,461	Very good!!! __________________ SS GMT-II 16710 PEPSI(Z-serial#) THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND BOYS IS THE PRICE OF THE TOYS!!! MontBlanc Meisterstuck Doue Silver Barley MontBlanc Meisterstuck Solitaire Doue Signum Proud Card Carrying Member of the Curmudgeons.....Yikes!!!

9 June 2009, 08:56 AM	#5
coddger "TRF" Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Real Name: Only Mom Knows Location: Land Of The Free Watch: 116520,16610,16013 Posts: 1,573	__________________ Contentment Is Not The Fulfillment Of Getting All The Watches You Want, It Is The Realization Of How Many Rolexes You Already Have.

9 June 2009, 07:07 AM	#4
limbo "TRF" Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 4,624

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)