If your partner or spouse starts to let themselves go….

[MrGoat]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

Quiet! You always cause problems!!!!

REPORTED!!!!!

You’re just mad because I asked if you’d act like Bigfoot in the background of my annual family Christmas photo.

P.S. I‘ve apologized profusely for the dog bite and police detainment.


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[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by MrGoat

You’re just mad because I asked if you’d act like Bigfoot in the background of my annual family Christmas photo.

P.S. I‘ve apologized profusely for the dog bite and police detainment.


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[MrGoat]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

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IT WAS A GREAT PICTURE!!


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[Speedbird-1]

So, Chewey, what has she said to you, that's upset you so?
You can tell us, c'mon Tubs, you're amongst friends....sort of!

[superdog]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

Wat?!?!

It’s not clear?

Being in a relationship is no different than any other contract. People have obligations.

If she’s not living up to hers, you don’t need to live up to yours.

Time to replace her.

[White Collar Boy]

I think you’re handling it well for now, just keeping it on the forum but remaining aggressively hyper-vigilant. When the last balloon went down with Cabana Boy and Juliana only minutes after you and your new familiar hooked up, it was the perfect storm just one person saw coming. Is it happening again, on land?

Balloons are bad; just be ready to cut the sandbags on this one within 30 seconds if you have to.

[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by Speedbird-1

So, Chewey, what has she said to you, that's upset you so?
You can tell us, c'mon Tubs, you're amongst friends....sort of!

She doesn’t say much. Just grunts and smokes Marlboros down to the filter and yells at the help. If any of the female help look at me she throws watermelon at them and fires them. So I know she loves me.

[superdog]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

She doesn’t say much. Just grunts and smokes Marlboros down to the filter and yells at the help. If any of the female help look at me she throws watermelon at them and fires them. So I know she loves me.

Watermelon? At the help?

Dude….

[Chewbacca]

Originally Posted by superdog

Watermelon? At the help?

Dude….

In the med they’re the best. They also float. The melons. We recover the melons. We leave the help with the yachting agency.

[SearChart]

Originally Posted by Chewbacca

115kg is over 500lbs

What the heck is wrong with you!!!!!

Hey buddy, I think you got the conversion from metric to new-world freedom units wrong by about ×2.

P.s. 115kg is considered as morbidly obese here

[m j b]

Originally Posted by DLRIDES

115 pounds !!!!!!!

A single leg of most mature women weighs that nowadays, and we’re all misogynists for not applauding their obesity !

Consider yourself lucky, as a single dating 61 year old, I would be thrilled to see one under 170 pounds !

Gawd, if I had to start dating again, I think I'd rather take the vows!