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JJ Irani · 31 October 2006, 05:09 PM

> The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life
>
> 1. THE DOCTOR:
> because he says, "Take your clothes off."
>
> 2. THE DENTIST:
> because he says, "Open wide."
>
> 3. THE HAIRDRESSER:
> because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?".
>
> 4. THE MILKMAN:
> because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?"
>
> 5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR:
> because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!"
>
> 6. THE STOCK BROKER:
> because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and
> then slowly fall back again."
>
> 7. THE BANKER:
> because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
>
> 8. THE HUNTER:
> because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats
what
> he shoots.
>
> 9. THE TELEPHONE GUY:
> because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the
wall?

Cheers - JJ

padi56 · 31 October 2006, 07:35 PM

mailman · 31 October 2006, 07:49 PM

We know JJ is #8 with the sheep

C.J. · 31 October 2006, 11:29 PM

mike · 1 November 2006, 12:21 AM

JJ Irani · 1 November 2006, 03:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mailman

We know JJ is #8 with the sheep

I'm surprised the mailman is not there....he always knocks TWICE with his knocker!!!

mailman · 1 November 2006, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

I'm surprised the mailman is not there....he always knocks TWICE with his knocker!!!

Rockrolex · 1 November 2006, 01:26 PM

Don't forget:

10. THE LAWYER:
because he screws them night and day.

JJ Irani · 1 November 2006, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rockrolex

Don't forget:

10. THE LAWYER:
because he screws them night and day.

Yes, the same way you keep screwing me night and day on this forum with your insinuations and insults!!!

Rockrolex · 1 November 2006, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JJ Irani

Yes, the same way you keep screwing me night and day on this forum with your insinuations and insults!!!

As an officer of the court, I am sworn to only tell the truth. It's part of my hipocritic oath.

31 October 2006, 05:09 PM	#1
JJ Irani Fondly Remembered Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: JJ Location: Auckland, NZ Watch: ALL SOLD!! Posts: 74,319	9 most important men in a woman's life!! > The Nine Important Men In A Woman's Life > > 1. THE DOCTOR: > because he says, "Take your clothes off." > > 2. THE DENTIST: > because he says, "Open wide." > > 3. THE HAIRDRESSER: > because he says,"Do you want it teased or blown?". > > 4. THE MILKMAN: > because he says, "Do you want it in the front or the back?" > > 5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: > because he says, "Once it's in, you'll love it!" > > 6. THE STOCK BROKER: > because he says, "It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and > then slowly fall back again." > > 7. THE BANKER: > because he says, "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest. > > 8. THE HUNTER: > because he goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what > he shoots. > > 9. THE TELEPHONE GUY: > because he says, "Would you like it on the table or up against the wall? Cheers - JJ __________________ Words fail me in expressing my utmost thanks to ALL of you for this wonderful support during my hour of need!! I firmly believe that my time on planet earth is NOT yet up!! I shall fight this to the very end.......and WIN!!

31 October 2006, 07:35 PM	#2
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31 October 2006, 07:49 PM	#3
mailman TRF Moderator & SubLV41 2024 Patron Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: . Watch: 126610LN Posts: 35,510	We know JJ is #8 with the sheep __________________ JJ

31 October 2006, 11:29 PM	#4
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1 November 2006, 01:26 PM	#8
Rockrolex TRF Moderator & 2024 SubLV41 Patron Join Date: May 2005 Real Name: God Location: Washington, D.C. Watch: What do you think? Posts: 37,966	Don't forget: 10. THE LAWYER: because he screws them night and day. __________________ Despite the high cost of living, it's still very popular. *Tosser Cabinet Member* Official Member: 'Perpetual 30' Vegas International GTG 2016 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2017 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2018 Official Member "WIS-CON" Las Vegas International GTG 2019

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