My job is unbelievable!!!

[i2onnel]

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big damn dog to work. Every damn day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single day.

Anyway, I drive around in my van and we solve mysteries and stuff.

[TheDude]

Good one. Nice payoff at the end.

[quintessentially]

Damn, you got me!!!

[Carl Hamburg]

You got me as well. I was going to suggest you putting the moves on the hot chick :)

[Dan Pierce]

Ron,
Then you're the one wearing the scarf, right?
dP

[quintessentially]

[Taffi Abernathy]

My what a motley crew with which you work! Sounds like you should put the two women together to form one balanced person who is appropriately concerned with appearances and has an average amount of cerebral wattage. You likened the stoner to a beatnik; he would only qualify for this category if you are certain he is in possession of a set of bongos, otherwise all bets are off. As far as the canine and stoner both having rapacious appetites, throw them both a raw piece of meat. Throw it out the door, throw it far, then batten down the hatches and throw away the key. Hopefully, this will resolve your personnel problems.

[scoobydoo]

Ron, your job sounds quite lively.

I only wish that I can drive around in a groovy van, solve mysteries, and eat a bunch of scooby snacks all day. Instead, I count beans all day long. . . and on occassion, I get the pleasure of dealing with IRS auditors.

[Brunotheboxer]

[i2onnel]

Hahaha Bruno, I'm going to have to steal that one. I've never seen it.

[Brunotheboxer]

Originally Posted by i2onnel

Hahaha Bruno, I'm going to have to steal that one. I've never seen it.

Thats cool but I've seen your original post before.

[Mosco]

Originally Posted by Brunotheboxer

Thats cool but I've seen your original post before.

Fruitin A... This time it was grapefruit juice which covered my monitor.... Sticky, messy... Thanks Bruno....

[allanofcalifornia]

Sounds like you have an interesting work environment!! Never a dull moment, huh?


Allan

[damoyorkie]

Is there any space for a really annoying puppy, who looks like a cut down version of the stoner dog, but with none of the charm ?

[Gerry]

Brilliant!